So, today I was almost killed by a squirrel and it's killer fruit. I was walking to my chemistry class at 11 in the morning and as I was passing Joyner; out of nowhere, I heard a loud thump. Almost like a huge rock dropping to the ground, it completely freaked me out. It dropped like 3 inches to right of me, it was so, so close to hitting me in the forehead. Then, I look up and I see this squirrel holding a part of the fruit in it's paws. That evil little squirrel, I know it knew what it was doing becuase then scampered off the tree, came within 10 inches of the sidewalk and made the most evil looking face ever. I started walking fast because I thought the squirrel was going to chase me but it didn't and I was safe, FOR NOW.